Thursday, 28 October 2010

Tristan's Review: Heavy Rain

Oh God, why is this game of such great graphics so BORING! OH WHYYY! AARGGGGHHHHH!
Its made mundane life more boring.
Id rather cut my own wrists than play this game again, however I now have a fear of a joy stick box apearing and telling me how to do it.
The graphics are lovely, the water effects, SUPER, however this doesnt compensate for really boring gameplay.
If I wanted an interactive movie, I'd shout at the fucking screen. And I do!
I want to slam my head against my wall, but thatd wake up my neighbour light sleeper friend, fuck everything.

OH.... Dont play it through in one run, like I attempted to do. Sorry should have cleared that up.

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