Tristan's Review: Heavy Rain

Oh God, why is this game of such great graphics so BORING! OH WHYYY! AARGGGGHHHHH!
Its made mundane life more boring.
Id rather cut my own wrists than play this game again, however I now have a fear of a joy stick box apearing and telling me how to do it.
The graphics are lovely, the water effects, SUPER, however this doesnt compensate for really boring gameplay.
If I wanted an interactive movie, I'd shout at the fucking screen. And I do!
I want to slam my head against my wall, but thatd wake up my neighbour light sleeper friend, fuck everything.

OH.... Dont play it through in one run, like I attempted to do. Sorry should have cleared that up.

Airplane!

I've watched "Airplane!" (1980) a good three or four times now, so watching it again was a bit of a treat. Alot of the humor was clever in its stupidity, which is why I also liked the "naked gun" movies, Leslie Nielsen really pulls those films together.
The characters of the film were varied pretty well for such a small area, from all walks of life, but with a sterotypical and humorus deptiction of them. Even the plane was sterotpyed at some points.
What was pretty interesting for me was that they film managed to make great use of use a small area to work in. It made me think about how you could use small areas in games to their full potential, it requires not only alot of events to occour but also different reasons for them to occour.
Either way, I still loved the movie.